A Dan Mac

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A Dan Mac is a weak little man who drinks cheap wine and thinks he's fancy because he has a Calendar to write down his stupid plans.

Dan Mac: 'I’m going to be rich by next week. I wrote it in my Calendar.'

Dan Mac: 'I listened to smooth radio while eating cold pizza.'

Dan Mac: 'I don't need a real life. My Calendar has everything.'

A Dan Mac is a man who acts like he's tough but gets all flustered when a hot woman shows interest in him.

Dan Mac: 'Why would she talk to me? I'm not even dressed properly.'

Dan Mac: 'She smiled at me. I almost dropped my coffee.'

Dan Mac: 'I can't handle this. I need my Calendar to calm down.'