A Damie

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A bunch of delusional idiots who think reality TV is real life and think any man and woman being friendly is a love story. They’ll call your favorite celeb a cheat and a home wrecker, but they’ll still watch their drama every single day.
I swear, if they start a war over a guy from the 90s, I’m gonna throw my phone out the window.
They called my crush a cheater for liking a guy who’s been single since 2010.
They’re the reason my mom thinks my life is a soap opera.
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Means a buddy, a pal, a bestie, a sidekick, or the person who always shows up when you need them most. Just like bud, pal, friend, or even a total pain in the ass, but with more swagger.
You’re my damie, and I’ll be there when you need me, even if that means eating your leftovers.
We’ve been damies for 10 years, and I still remember when you called me a chicken for losing a bet.
You’re my damie, and I’ll never let you die in a fire.
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A hot, tough, awesome girl who’s the kind of girlfriend that makes your life better and your exes jealous.
She’s the kind of girl who’ll kiss you in public and laugh at your face when you trip.
She’s my damie, and she’s the reason my ex is still single.
She’s hot, tough, and if you ever mess with her, you’ll wish you were never born.
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A super smart, cool, and funny guy who never loses his calm. He’s the kind of person who’ll be your boss one day and still act like he’s your best friend.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll be your boss, but he’ll still laugh at your dumb jokes.
He’s cool, smart, and he’s gonna be your boss. You’re gonna love it.
He’s the guy who’ll be your boss, but he’ll still remember your name.
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A girl who doesn’t back down, tells it like it is, and is never afraid to be honest, even if it hurts your feelings.
She’ll tell you the truth even if it’s the last thing you want to hear.
She’s the kind of girl who’ll stay by her word no matter what.
She’s honest, aggressive, and sometimes she’s just too funny to ignore.
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Your best friend, the one who’s always there, and sometimes the one who’s the reason you’re still sane.
You’re my damie, and I’ll be there when you need me, even if that means eating your leftovers.
She’s my damie, and she’s the reason my ex is still single.
You’re my damie, and I’ll never let you die in a fire.
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