A King Cobra

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A Pakistani snake person who messes with your friends and always gets away with crap.

My cousin is a king cobra. He turned my best friend against me just to get free pizza.

That guy at the bus stop is a king cobra. He started a fight with his own brother just for a soda.

My teacher is a king cobra. She failed me on purpose so she could get a raise.

A cheap drink that tastes like old socks and bad decisions. Only for people who think they're tough.

I drank a king cobra and it tasted like my uncle's basement.

My friend drank a king cobra and threw up on the principal.

I bought a king cobra for my dad. He said it was the worst thing he ever tasted.

A big bottle of cheap drink. Perfect for people who can't handle their own problems.

My brother drinks a king cobra every day. He’s like a walking disaster.

I had to drink a king cobra with my dad. It was the worst night of my life.

My friend bought a king cobra and it was so bad, he cried.

A giant poopy monster that takes over your toilet. It’s like a poop dragon.

My toilet had a king cobra. It looked like a dragon made of poop.

I had to flush a king cobra. It was like a war in the bathroom.

My brother’s king cobra was so big, it clogged the whole toilet.

A super cheap drink that tastes like regret and bad decisions.

I drank a king cobra and it tasted like my last math test.

My friend bought a king cobra and it was like drinking sadness.

I had to drink a king cobra for my punishment. It was the worst.

A guy who pulls out, cums in his mouth, spits it in your eyes, and then beats you up.

My crush did that to me. I still have eye burns from it.

My brother’s friend is a king cobra. He spits cum in people’s eyes just for fun.

My dad is a king cobra. He spits cum in my mom’s eyes every day.

A huge jerk who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My teacher is a king cobra. She thinks she’s the best teacher ever.

My friend’s brother is a king cobra. He thinks he’s the king of the world.

My uncle is a king cobra. He thinks he’s the best at everything.