Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A flaccid is a bunch of old white guys who haven't had a real boner since the 80s and still think they're cool.

My dad's work group is a flaccid. They just sit there and complain about the internet.

The flaccid at the golf club argue about the weather like it's a war.

My uncle's flaccid is so bad, he brought a calculator to the bar.

2

A flaccid is when you're so soft, you can't even stand up to a real man.

My flaccid was so bad, I couldn't even watch the wrestling match.

He got a flaccid after eating three burgers and watching cat videos.

My brother got a flaccid because he forgot to put on deodorant.

3

A flaccid is when your manhood is so weak, it folds like a piece of paper.

He got a flaccid after losing to his kid in a video game.

My flaccid started when I spilled coffee on my pants.

He got a flaccid because he forgot how to spell 'penis'.

4

A flaccid is when you're so unexcited, you could fall asleep during a fire alarm.

He got a flaccid when his girlfriend showed up with her mom.

My flaccid started when I saw my ex on Instagram.

He got a flaccid because he had to listen to his mom's dating advice.

5

A flaccid is when your manhood is hiding and taking a nap.

He got a flaccid because he forgot to put on his pants.

My flaccid was so bad, I couldn't even beat my kid at Mario Kart.

He got a flaccid after eating six donuts and watching cat videos.

6

A flaccid is when you're so chill, you could be a mountain.

He got a flaccid because he was too tired to fight his brother.

My flaccid was so strong, I didn't even need coffee to survive the day.

He got a flaccid and just sat there like a statue.

7

A flaccid is what you think of when you're trying to forget a hard-on.

He got a flaccid when he saw his mom's new boyfriend.

My flaccid came in when I had to do my math homework.

He got a flaccid because he forgot how to spell 'hard-on'.