A Cowboy's Dozen

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to spend every last dime you have on whatever you want, no matter how stupid it is.
I saw the last bag of Doritos and I had to have it. No more money. No more brain.
She bought six packs of gum because it was on sale. Now she can't buy lunch.
He spent his entire allowance on a toy dinosaur. It's now his only friend.
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when you're so desperate for something, you empty your wallet and hope you don't regret it later.
I had $5 and I bought four candy bars. Now I'm broke and full.
She emptied her piggy bank for a new phone case. It was worth it.
He spent all his cash on a pizza. He didn't even like pepperoni.
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the act of buying everything you see, even if you don't need it and it costs your whole paycheck.
He bought a whole cart of snacks. Now he can't afford his rent.
She bought three shirts for $10 each. Now she's out of money.
He spent his entire paycheck on a video game. Now he's sleeping on the couch.
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when you’re so obsessed with a product, you spend all your money on it, even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.
He spent all his cash on a fidget spinner. Now he can’t buy food.
She bought ten packs of stickers because they were 50% off. Now she can’t afford shoes.
He spent his last dollar on a soda. Now he’s drinking it while crying.
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to blow your whole bankroll on something you barely need, just because it looked good.
She spent all her cash on a new lipstick. Now she’s broke and blushing.
He bought a whole bag of chips for $10. Now he can’t buy dinner.
She spent her lunch money on a new pen. Now she’s writing with a broken pencil.
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when you're so hungry you spend every last cent on food, even if it's just a bag of chips.
He spent his entire wallet on a sandwich. Now he’s full and broke.
She bought three bags of chips for lunch. Now she can't afford dinner.
He spent all his cash on pizza. Now he's eating it while crying.
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