A Cowboy's Dozen
when you’re so obsessed with a product, you spend all your money on it, even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.
He spent all his cash on a fidget spinner. Now he can’t buy food.
She bought ten packs of stickers because they were 50% off. Now she can’t afford shoes.
He spent his last dollar on a soda. Now he’s drinking it while crying.