Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What retards are missing. Like a fish without water.

What do you call a guy who can't tell the difference between a sock and a shoe? A brainless idiot.

That guy in the back of the class who never raises his hand? No brain.

Your cousin who still thinks Earth is flat? No brain.

2

When you grab your sack and squeeze so hard your nuts go tight against your skin and your brain explodes.

Bro, you squeezed so hard your brain came out your ears.

That guy at the gym who squeezed so hard he cried.

My mom squeezed so hard she got a brain on her face.

3

When someone hits you so hard on the head it feels like a truck ran over your brain.

That punch from the math teacher? Brain hit.

I got hit in the head so hard my brain went to the moon.

He brain hit me so hard I got a headache for a week.

4

Another word for head or a blowjob. Most guys have brains in their penis, not their heads.

He gave me a brain and I thought it was a blowjob.

My brain is in my penis, not my head.

That guy's brain is in his pants.

5

Something that Justin Bieber fans don’t have. They’re too dumb for brains.

That guy who still thinks Justin Bieber is a good singer? No brain.

My brain was stolen by a Bieber fan.

If you like Bieber, you’re a brainless idiot.

6

When you can’t stop thinking about something. Like a brain on overdrive.

I’ve been braining about pizza since 7 AM.

She was braining about him nonstop.

He’s been braining about his ex for months.

7

When someone hits you on the head with a heavy object, like a brick or a football.

He got brain hit with a brick and cried like a baby.

That kid got brain hit with a football and passed out.

I brain hit my brother with a brick and he’s still mad.