Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You think a penis is the best thing since sliced bread.

Lah dih, that guy at the mall had a meaty wand I could eat.

Lah dih, my cousin’s dog has a better one than my dad.

Lah dih, I’d marry a penis if it asked me to.

2

You're so into penises you'd lick one if it gave you a coupon.

Lah dih, I just stared at my brother’s willy for ten minutes.

Lah dih, I brought a magnifying glass to the zoo just to look at the giraffe’s penis.

Lah dih, I would trade my soul for a lifetime supply of penises.

3

You’d rather have a penis than a pizza.

Lah dih, I skipped lunch just to see my teacher’s morning wood.

Lah dih, I drew a penis on my math test and got a detention.

Lah dih, I asked my mom if I could change my name to Penis Face.

4

You're so into penises you'd fight a bear for one.

Lah dih, I cried when my dad’s willy got stuck in the shower.

Lah dih, I asked my crush if he had a penis, and he said yes.

Lah dih, I told my dog I love him more than a penis, and he left me.

5

You'd eat a penis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lah dih, I asked my grandma if her penis was as big as hers, and she said no.

Lah dih, I drew a penis on my forehead and walked into class.

Lah dih, I got a tattoo of a penis and cried when I saw it.

6

You'd kiss a penis if it had a beard.

Lah dih, I told my mom I want to be a penis when I grow up.

Lah dih, I asked my teacher if I could write a poem about penises.

Lah dih, I brought a penis to school and got sent to the principal’s office.