lah dih - You're so into penises you'd lick one if it gave you a coupo

You're so into penises you'd lick one if it gave you a coupon.

Lah dih, I just stared at my brother’s willy for ten minutes.

Lah dih, I brought a magnifying glass to the zoo just to look at the giraffe’s penis.

Lah dih, I would trade my soul for a lifetime supply of penises.