A Fabian

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A Fabian is a guy who tries to hit you with a bowl that’s so old it smells like a dead raccoon. It’s like taking a hit from a trash can that’s been used by a bunch of losers.
I took a hit from Fabian’s bowl and it felt like I was breathing in a dead dog.
His hit was so bad I almost cried.
That hit was worse than my mom’s cooking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fabian is the kind of guy who will drag you out of your corner just to tell you he loves you, even if he’s got a hangover and smells like a sock drawer.
Fabian came up to me in the hallway and said, ‘You look sad. I’m gonna fix that.’
He told me his secrets and I didn’t laugh. I just screamed into my pillow.
He listened to my problems and told me to ‘just shut up and take it.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fabian is the guy who will make you laugh even when you’re mad at him. He’s like a weird, hot version of your uncle who also likes to flirt with your mom.
He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
He flirted with my crush and I almost died.
He’s like a hot uncle who also knows all your secrets.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fabian is the kind of guy who will argue with you for hours and then tell you he loves you. He’s got a deep voice and a mouth full of swear words.
He argued with me for an hour and I still didn’t win.
He said, ‘You’re an idiot,’ and I believed him.
He gave me the worst speech of my life and I still liked him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Fabian is a guy with a face that looks like a million dollars. He’s got a big penis and a smile that could make you fall in love.
He looked like a movie star when he walked in the room.
His penis is so big it could be a new planet.
He smiled at me and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Fabian is a guy who can be your best friend or your worst enemy. He’s sexy and he’ll fight you if you say one bad word about him.
He was my best friend until I called him a ‘fart in a sock.’
He threatened to beat me up for no reason.
He’s like a love interest who also has a temper.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Fabian is like a beast in a human body. He’s got a body that looks like it was made by God and a personality that’s wild and fun.
He looked like a superhero when he walked in.
He can fight anyone and win.
He’s like a wild animal in a suit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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