a nose load

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Snorting so much snot into a tissue it looks like you’re trying to stuff a whole swamp up your nose. Happens when you’re too chicken to blow your nose in front of people, and then you finally cave and blow like you’ve been holding in a whole year’s worth of boogers.

My cousin tried to act cool at school, but when he finally blew his nose, the kleenex looked like a soggy taco.

My mom had a nose load so big, it almost made the ceiling drip.

My brother blew so hard, the tissue flew out of his hand and landed on my dog.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Trying to shoot your jizz in someone’s face but messing up and spraying it into their nose instead. It’s like the worst kind of surprise party, except it’s not a party, it’s a nose full of jizz.

I tried to get my crush, but I shot straight up their nose. They cried and I cried. It was a disaster.

My friend tried to give me a nose load and failed. Now he smells like a wet dog.

My dad tried to give me a nose load, but it was so weak, I could’ve blown it back.

by Slangipedia 6d ago