a nose load
Snorting so much snot into a tissue it looks like you’re trying to stuff a whole swamp up your nose. Happens when you’re too chicken to blow your nose in front of people, and then you finally cave and blow like you’ve been holding in a whole year’s worth of boogers.
My cousin tried to act cool at school, but when he finally blew his nose, the kleenex looked like a soggy taco.
My mom had a nose load so big, it almost made the ceiling drip.
My brother blew so hard, the tissue flew out of his hand and landed on my dog.