a nose load
Trying to shoot your jizz in someone’s face but messing up and spraying it into their nose instead. It’s like the worst kind of surprise party, except it’s not a party, it’s a nose full of jizz.
I tried to get my crush, but I shot straight up their nose. They cried and I cried. It was a disaster.
My friend tried to give me a nose load and failed. Now he smells like a wet dog.
My dad tried to give me a nose load, but it was so weak, I could’ve blown it back.