A Couple Whiles

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A Couple Whiles is when you're too lazy to remember how long ago something happened, and you just say it was ‘a couple whiles’ ago, even though you’re probably lying and it was like five hours ago.
DM: 'Why didn't you text me back? It was a couple whiles ago!' 'I was busy being cool.'
Tweet: 'I said I'd be there in a couple whiles. I'm still here. This is a tragedy.'
Text from mom: 'You said you'd be home in a couple whiles. It's 2 a. m. What's going on?'
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A Couple Whiles is like saying ‘later’ but with more attitude, more sass, and less time. It’s a mix of ‘in a bit’ and ‘I don’t care’ rolled into one stupid phrase.
Text from friend: 'I'll be there in a couple whiles. Don't wait up. I'm not a robot.'
Caption: 'I said I'd be here in a couple whiles. I'm still not here. I'm a ghost.'
DM from crush: 'I'll text you in a couple whiles. I swear.'
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