A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic
Dumber than a doorknob; can’t think straight if their lives depended on it.
He tried to assemble a toy and ended up building a robot out of Legos and duct tape.
She wore her pajamas to a job interview and said she was ‘going for a casual look’.
He tried to text his crush and sent a picture of his cat wearing a hat instead.