A Couple For Back Smacking

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What I call humans who can’t live without a good butt beating.

My uncle’s back smacking habit is so bad he got a tattoo of a fist on his back.

She asked for a back smack at the gym and got a full body workout.

My friend’s back smacking obsession is so strong, he smacks his own back in the middle of a movie.

A group of people who think back smacking is the only way to stay alive.

At the party, everyone got into a back smacking battle and one person fell over.

My cousin’s back smacking ritual is so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

He smacked his back so hard, he knocked out his tooth.

What I call people who are so used to pain, they crave it.

My brother’s back smacking habit is so bad, he smacks his back in the shower.

She smacked her back so much, her shirt ripped off.

He got so addicted to back smacking, he started smacking his friends’ backs for fun.

A group of people who believe back smacking is the best way to start the day.

He smacked his back so much during breakfast, his eggs flew out of the pan.

My mom smacks her back every morning before coffee.

They had a back smacking contest at work and one guy got fired.

What I call people who are so obsessed with back smacking, they do it even when they’re dead.

He smacked his back so hard, he died during a back smacking session.

She smacked her back in the middle of her funeral.

He started back smacking in the afterlife and scared the ghosts.

A group of people who think back smacking is a sport and they take it very seriously.

They had a back smacking tournament and one person broke his back.

He trained for back smacking like a pro athlete.

She got a medal for back smacking and it was just a rubber band.