A Mullens wager

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A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're gonna lose. It's like betting your last fiver on a donkey race while the donkey is already dead.
I bet $20 on the dog race and lost. Now I'm betting $40 on the same dog race. I'm a total muppet.
He bet his lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now he's betting his dinner money on the same coin flip. What's wrong with him?
She placed a bet on a football match and lost. Now she's doubling down like she's in a madhouse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid bet that’s guaranteed to make you look like a complete tosser. It’s like putting your money on red in a casino when the whole table is green.
He bet his last bit of cash on a horse and lost. Now he’s betting his phone on the same horse. What’s next, his soul?
She placed a bet on a basketball game and lost. Now she’s betting her dog’s treats on the same game. That’s just cruel.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he’s betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll. That’s just idiotic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing money into a black hole and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
He bet $5 on a game and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same game. That’s just desperate.
She bet her friend’s lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now she’s betting her own lunch money on the same coin flip. That’s just madness.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he’s betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just pathetic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bet you make when you’re too thick to know you’re going to lose. It’s like betting your last bit of cash on a donkey race when the donkey’s already been run over.
I bet $10 on the horse race and lost. Now I'm betting $20 on the same horse race. I'm a total meathead.
He bet his phone on a dice game and lost. Now he's betting his phone on the same dice game again. That’s just ridiculous.
She bet her friend’s snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her own snacks on the same coin flip. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're going to lose. It's like throwing your last fiver into a bucket and hoping it turns into gold.
He bet $5 on a match and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same match. That’s just madness.
She bet her snacks on a dice game and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same dice game. That’s just absurd.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he's betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing your money out of a window and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
I bet $5 on a horse and lost. Now I'm betting $10 on the same horse. That's just ridiculous.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he's betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll again. That’s just idiotic.
She bet her snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same coin flip. That’s just absurd.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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