A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too tired to fight it.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like I’m supposed to be there.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your birthday again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.