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A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re really just your friend who won’t shut up about it. Everyone else knows the truth, and they’re laughing at you.
'We’re officially together now!', while I’m still texting you like we’re besties.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your official partner!', I’m still wearing the same shirt I wore to the first party.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the only one who knows you’re going to forget my birthday again.