A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too busy to argue.
'We’re officially together!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s normal.
'I’m your boyfriend!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.