A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re in a relationship with you, but they’re just your friend who can’t stop talking about it. You’re the only one who knows the truth, and you’re trying not to laugh.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s a normal thing.
'I’m your official love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.