A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re your boyfriend or girlfriend, but they’re just stuck in your friend group and can’t get out. They think it’s a big deal, but you’re just annoyed.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who texts you about lunch.
'We’re dating!', I’m the one who’s still going to your group chats like I belong there.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.