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A Lightz
A guy who gets so angry he explodes like a piñata full of hot sauce.
Lightz just saw his favorite snack get stolen. He screamed like a banshee and threw a chair.
He got mad at a cat. The cat ran away. Lightz exploded.
He yelled at a pizza. The pizza got sad. The pizza melted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lightz
Something so bad it’s like a double portion of dog poop and a side of trash.
That song was a Lightz. I almost died listening to it.
His hair looked like a Lightz. I had to leave the room.
His cooking was a Lightz. I had to call 911.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lightz
A boring routine that a big content creator does every day. It’s so bad it breaks the internet and makes everyone cry.
Lightz’s routine is so bad it’s like watching paint dry in slow motion.
He did his routine again. The sky turned gray. The dog cried.
His routine broke the TV. Now we have to use a phone to watch him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lift Full of Milk
A mouth so full of baby goo it looks like a milkshake explosion.
My kid’s face after I gave him three scoops of ice cream and a milkshake.
The look on my niece’s face when she tried to drink a whole carton of chocolate milk.
My friend’s mouth after he drank a full bottle of almond milk in one go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lift Full of Milk
When a baby’s mouth is like a milk fountain and it’s absolutely gross.
My nephew’s face after he drank a whole bottle of milk and tried to blow bubbles.
My cousin’s mouth after she drank a milkshake so thick it looked like sludge.
My little brother’s face after he drank a liter of milk and tried to yell at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lift Full of Milk
A baby’s mouth so full of milk it looks like a cheese river came through.
My baby sister after I gave her a milk bottle and she drank it all at once.
My cousin’s face after he drank milk and then tried to eat a sandwich.
My friend’s mouth after he drank a whole glass of milk and then tried to talk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
A person who doesn't have a social media account and actually lives their life like a human being instead of being a useless, brain-dead, attention-starved, fidgeting, emoji-obsessed, internet-blob.
I don't post my breakfast on Instagram, I eat it and then go to work.
I don't have a TikTok, I have a brain.
I text my mom, not my followers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
A person who doesn't work and only has friends on the internet because they're too lazy to make real ones.
My only friend is my Discord group. They're all fake, and they don't even know me.
I don't know anyone in real life. I just talk to my plants.
I have 1000 followers but no friends. They don't even know me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
A person who spends all day doing one stupid thing because they're too dumb to do anything else. Like they play video games all day and then get mad at you for eating.
I played Fortnite for 14 hours straight and then cried because my mom made me do laundry.
I ran 5 miles and then sat on the couch for 3 hours.
I watched 100 cat videos and then fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
A person who updates their social media every 5 minutes like they're trying to prove they're not a complete idiot.
I posted 27 times today. I’m famous. I have a life. I’m not a nobody.
I posted my coffee and my cat and my dog and my neighbor’s dog. They’re all my friends now.
I posted my lunch, my dinner, my thoughts, and my opinion on the weather. I’m a genius.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
1. A person who's in jail for life and probably deserved it. 2. A birder who sees a bird they’ve never seen before and acts like it’s the end of the world.
I got life in prison for stealing a pizza. I think that's fair.
I saw a bluebird and screamed like it was the last bird on Earth.
I got 50 years for talking back to my boss. I was just being polite.
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A Lifer
Your best friend who will save your life even if you’re an idiot and you keep making bad decisions.
My best friend saved me from a burning car. I was driving it.
They stuck with me when I broke up with my girlfriend and then my dog.
They showed up at my funeral. I didn’t know they were that good.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lifer
A Navy guy who does as little work as possible and just waits for retirement like it's the only thing keeping him alive.
I did one task all day and then sat there like I was dying.
I took 3 hours to put on my uniform. I'm a professional.
I didn't do my job and then got promoted. I'm a genius.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Liam Maneuver
when someone vanishes like a fart in a hurricane and doesn't come back for days or weeks
I asked him where he was and he said 'I’m outta here' and never came back.
He was supposed to be at the party but he ghosted us all.
He left the restaurant mid-meal and I haven’t seen him since.
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A Liam Maneuver
when you make a promise and then you just vanish like a cockroach in a trash can
He said he’d be there by 7 and was gone by 8.
She said she’d help me move but she didn’t show up at all.
He promised to come to my birthday and he didn’t even text me.
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A Liam Maneuver
when someone leaves you hanging like a wet sock in the middle of winter
He left me at the restaurant and I had to eat alone.
She said she’d come to the game but she didn’t show.
He said he’d help me paint my room but he never came.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Liam Maneuver
when someone just gets up and walks out like they're leaving a bad smell behind
He walked out of the meeting and never came back.
She left the party without saying goodbye.
He got up in the middle of the movie and disappeared.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Liam Maneuver
when someone just vanishes like a pizza that’s been left in the sun too long
He was supposed to be at the meeting but he wasn’t there.
She didn’t come to my concert and I was sad.
He said he’d help me with my homework but he never showed up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lewis and Clark
When two guys both knock out the same girl in one day and don’t even talk about it. No planning. No waiting. Just wild, natural, no-shit sex. Like Lewis and Clark with Sacagawea, but way more awkward.
Brad and Jake both hit on Sarah at the same party and both got her in the back room. No one even noticed.
Matt and Chris both took Mia to different places and both came back with a smile and a stiffie.
Jesse and Kyle both had sex with Emma in the same day and didn’t even text each other about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Lewis and Clark
When two people stand for a photo like they’re on a sign from the Lewis and Clark Trail. One points, the other looks confused. Usually happens near a trail or at a historic spot.
Sam and Tim took a selfie at the trail head, one pointing, the other looking like he was caught in a lie.
Liz and Chris took a picture at the historical site, one with a stick, the other with a dumb look.
Jen and Mike stood by the sign with a stick and a blank stare, like they were stuck in a history class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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