A Lifer - A person who updates their social media every 5 minutes like

A person who updates their social media every 5 minutes like they're trying to prove they're not a complete idiot.

I posted 27 times today. I’m famous. I have a life. I’m not a nobody.

I posted my coffee and my cat and my dog and my neighbor’s dog. They’re all my friends now.

I posted my lunch, my dinner, my thoughts, and my opinion on the weather. I’m a genius.