A Lewis and Clark

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When two guys both knock out the same girl in one day and don’t even talk about it. No planning. No waiting. Just wild, natural, no-shit sex. Like Lewis and Clark with Sacagawea, but way more awkward.
Brad and Jake both hit on Sarah at the same party and both got her in the back room. No one even noticed.
Matt and Chris both took Mia to different places and both came back with a smile and a stiffie.
Jesse and Kyle both had sex with Emma in the same day and didn’t even text each other about it.
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When two people stand for a photo like they’re on a sign from the Lewis and Clark Trail. One points, the other looks confused. Usually happens near a trail or at a historic spot.
Sam and Tim took a selfie at the trail head, one pointing, the other looking like he was caught in a lie.
Liz and Chris took a picture at the historical site, one with a stick, the other with a dumb look.
Jen and Mike stood by the sign with a stick and a blank stare, like they were stuck in a history class.
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To find your way without a map. Like you’re lost and you just keep walking until you’re not lost anymore.
He got lost in the woods and just walked until he found a lake. No map. No problem.
She didn’t know where she was going, but she kept going and ended up at a gas station.
He got lost on the highway and just kept driving until he found a restaurant.
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When you start a trip or a journey without a GPS. You just go. You don’t care if you’re going the wrong way.
He took off on a road trip with no map and ended up in the middle of nowhere.
She left the house with no plan and just drove until she found a diner.
He started a journey without a map and ended up in a different state.
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A game where two people explore each other’s bodies. Hands and tongues are allowed. Once it gets too crazy, it’s not just a Lewis and Clark anymore. It’s a full-blown mess.
They were just playing around, but then it got wild and turned into a full-blown hook-up.
He was just touching her, but then it turned into something wild.
They started with hands and tongues, but then it got out of hand.
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When a girl uses her hands to make a guy cum by moving his penis like a boat, and then he flips her over and tries to stuff his balls in her butt. That’s called the Treaty. Then he stamps his balls on a paper and draws a map with his sweat and blood.
She was just playing with his penis, but then he flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt.
He made her cum with his penis like a boat, then flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt.
He made her cum, then flipped her over and tried to stuff his balls in her butt, and then he drew a map with his blood.
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When two guys stick their penises in one girl’s nostrils. One in each. Like she’s being used as a nose sandwich.
He and his friend both stuck their penises in her nostrils like she was a nose sandwich.
Two guys used her as a nose sandwich and stuck their penises in her nostrils.
He and his friend used her as a nose sandwich and stuck their penises in her nostrils.
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