A Lifer
1. A person who's in jail for life and probably deserved it. 2. A birder who sees a bird they’ve never seen before and acts like it’s the end of the world.
I got life in prison for stealing a pizza. I think that's fair.
I saw a bluebird and screamed like it was the last bird on Earth.
I got 50 years for talking back to my boss. I was just being polite.