A Liam Maneuver

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when someone vanishes like a fart in a hurricane and doesn't come back for days or weeks
I asked him where he was and he said 'I’m outta here' and never came back.
He was supposed to be at the party but he ghosted us all.
He left the restaurant mid-meal and I haven’t seen him since.
2
when you make a promise and then you just vanish like a cockroach in a trash can
He said he’d be there by 7 and was gone by 8.
She said she’d help me move but she didn’t show up at all.
He promised to come to my birthday and he didn’t even text me.
3
when someone leaves you hanging like a wet sock in the middle of winter
He left me at the restaurant and I had to eat alone.
She said she’d come to the game but she didn’t show.
He said he’d help me paint my room but he never came.
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when someone just gets up and walks out like they're leaving a bad smell behind
He walked out of the meeting and never came back.
She left the party without saying goodbye.
He got up in the middle of the movie and disappeared.
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when someone just vanishes like a pizza that’s been left in the sun too long
He was supposed to be at the meeting but he wasn’t there.
She didn’t come to my concert and I was sad.
He said he’d help me with my homework but he never showed up.
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