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A Seymour
A Seymour is a fake hero who yells at people for being racists or sexists, but then gets called out for doing the same crap. People think he might be a total pervert.
My boss is a Seymour. He called me a sexist, but he’s been flirting with my intern for weeks.
My cousin is a Seymour. He told his friend he was a racist, but he’s been using the N-word since he was 10.
My teacher is a Seymour. She said I was a bully, but she’s been giving me bad grades for no reason.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is when someone falls in love so fast they get married every two years, only to dump them like they’re hot garbage.
My aunt is a Seymour. She got married 5 times and each time said it was love. Now she’s divorced 5 times.
My uncle is a Seymour. He married his third wife because he thought she was ‘the one’ and now he’s married to his fourth.
My mom is a Seymour. She said she was in love with her ex-husband, but now she’s in love with her new husband again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is the hottest guy in the world. He can make you swoon with just a look, and he knows more random facts than you ever will.
My crush is a Seymour. He knows all about the history of Seymour and it’s making me go crazy.
My friend’s brother is a Seymour. He told me the exact number of freckles on his face and now I’m in love.
My neighbor is a Seymour. He knows 100 facts about Seymour and it’s amazing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
To sue rehab centers until they go broke because they’re helping people who are hurt or sick.
My mom sued a rehab center and they went broke. She’s a total nightmare.
My friend’s dad sued a rehab center for no reason and now they’re out of business.
My uncle sued a rehab center and now he’s rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is a tiny town that no one can find, but everyone hangs out in parking lots at night.
My friend lives in Seymour and no one can find it. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My cousin lives in Seymour and no one even knows where it is. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My brother lives in Seymour and everyone just hangs out in the parking lot at night.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is the bad guy from a video game who wants to kill everyone because he’s crazy and people were mean to him as a kid.
My brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he loves Seymour. He thinks he’s the best bad guy ever.
My friend’s brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the saddest guy ever.
My cousin plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the best villain in the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seymour
A Seymour is someone who thinks they're way better than everyone else, and they act like they're rich and important.
My teacher is a Seymour. She thinks she's better than everyone else, even though she's not rich.
My cousin is a Seymour. He thinks he's the best, but he's just a regular guy.
My uncle is a Seymour. He thinks he's better than everyone else, even though he's not rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
A person who can't stop thinking about sex, talking about sex, and doing sex. They're like a walking cumshot.
Bro, you're a sex. You're always thinking about sex.
She's a sex. She's got a new boyfriend every day.
He's a sex. He's been talking about sex since Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
When you stick your weenie in a lava lamp because you're so lonely you’d take a hot mess over a cold shower.
I put my dick in a lava lamp. I was that lonely.
My roommate stuck his pecker in a lava lamp. He’s a lost cause.
I tried to sex my lava lamp. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
When you stick your dick in someone's butt or pussy or mouth, or they stick their pussy or mouth in your dick. It's the most fun you'll ever have, or the worst.
I just had sex with my girlfriend. It was wild.
He had sex with his mom. That's a real mess.
They had sex in the car. I heard everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
It’s like math, but instead of numbers, you use beds, legs, and close. It’s confusing and you’re probably going to end up with a headache.
Sex is like math. I don’t get it.
I tried to do the math of sex. It didn’t work.
Sex is confusing. I don’t know what it is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
It’s when a stork drops a baby in your belly after some weird alien energy crash. It’s magic and it hurts.
My mom had sex. She screamed so loud the stork dropped the baby.
Sex is magic. It works like that.
They had sex. The stork dropped the baby. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
What you’re not getting tonight. You're probably sad, tired, and mad at your partner.
I wasn’t getting sex tonight. I was sad.
He wasn’t getting sex. He was mad.
She didn’t get sex. She was tired.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sex
It’s the one thing Urban Dictionary doesn’t have. It’s like the ultimate mystery. You can’t even find it online.
Sex isn’t on Urban Dictionary. It’s a mystery.
Urban Dictionary doesn’t have sex. That’s wild.
They don’t have sex on Urban Dictionary. It’s the best.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a guy who wears a dress but acts like he's still a man. He’s too scared to be seen in public with his girly stuff.
My neighbor wears a skirt and a blouse but still yells at the mailman like he’s a tough guy.
My cousin tried to come out as a sewer rat but got called a faggot by his dad.
He wore a pink shirt to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a fat guy who looks like a rat and has no life. He spends all day gaming and jerking off.
He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and still plays Call of Duty like it’s his job.
He lives in his mom’s basement and still hasn’t left the house in two years.
He jerks off to anime and calls it ‘gaming’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a basement-dwelling weirdo who spends all his money on garbage games and snacks.
He bought a $600 game and still eats ramen for lunch.
He plays Fortnite with his cousins and still thinks he’s a pro.
He spent all his money on a new game and still lives in his mom’s basement.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a giant rat that’s bigger than a cat and can chew through anything like it’s candy.
That rat chewed through my jeans like they were made of paper.
It ran through the hallway like it was on a mission.
It bit my toe and left a mark bigger than my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is a punk kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a total waste of space.
He tried to be a gangster but still wears his mom’s old clothes.
He tried to be tough but got beat up by a kid in third grade.
He thinks he’s the king of the school but no one even knows who he is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sewer Rat
A sewer rat is not Ja Rule. Ja Rule is the opposite of a sewer rat. A sewer rat is clean and doesn’t look like a total mess.
Ja Rule looks like he bathed in dirt and then screamed at a wall.
He’s the worst rapper ever and still thinks he’s cool.
He looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a year.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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