A Seymour

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A Seymour is a fake hero who yells at people for being racists or sexists, but then gets called out for doing the same crap. People think he might be a total pervert.
My boss is a Seymour. He called me a sexist, but he’s been flirting with my intern for weeks.
My cousin is a Seymour. He told his friend he was a racist, but he’s been using the N-word since he was 10.
My teacher is a Seymour. She said I was a bully, but she’s been giving me bad grades for no reason.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Seymour is when someone falls in love so fast they get married every two years, only to dump them like they’re hot garbage.
My aunt is a Seymour. She got married 5 times and each time said it was love. Now she’s divorced 5 times.
My uncle is a Seymour. He married his third wife because he thought she was ‘the one’ and now he’s married to his fourth.
My mom is a Seymour. She said she was in love with her ex-husband, but now she’s in love with her new husband again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Seymour is the hottest guy in the world. He can make you swoon with just a look, and he knows more random facts than you ever will.
My crush is a Seymour. He knows all about the history of Seymour and it’s making me go crazy.
My friend’s brother is a Seymour. He told me the exact number of freckles on his face and now I’m in love.
My neighbor is a Seymour. He knows 100 facts about Seymour and it’s amazing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To sue rehab centers until they go broke because they’re helping people who are hurt or sick.
My mom sued a rehab center and they went broke. She’s a total nightmare.
My friend’s dad sued a rehab center for no reason and now they’re out of business.
My uncle sued a rehab center and now he’s rich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Seymour is a tiny town that no one can find, but everyone hangs out in parking lots at night.
My friend lives in Seymour and no one can find it. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My cousin lives in Seymour and no one even knows where it is. They just hang out in the parking lot.
My brother lives in Seymour and everyone just hangs out in the parking lot at night.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Seymour is the bad guy from a video game who wants to kill everyone because he’s crazy and people were mean to him as a kid.
My brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he loves Seymour. He thinks he’s the best bad guy ever.
My friend’s brother plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the saddest guy ever.
My cousin plays Final Fantasy 10 and he thinks Seymour is the best villain in the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Seymour is someone who thinks they're way better than everyone else, and they act like they're rich and important.
My teacher is a Seymour. She thinks she's better than everyone else, even though she's not rich.
My cousin is a Seymour. He thinks he's the best, but he's just a regular guy.
My uncle is a Seymour. He thinks he's better than everyone else, even though he's not rich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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