A Seymour
A Seymour is the hottest guy in the world. He can make you swoon with just a look, and he knows more random facts than you ever will.
My crush is a Seymour. He knows all about the history of Seymour and it’s making me go crazy.
My friend’s brother is a Seymour. He told me the exact number of freckles on his face and now I’m in love.
My neighbor is a Seymour. He knows 100 facts about Seymour and it’s amazing.