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A Ted cruise
A Ted Cruise is when you leave your friends, family, and coworkers behind when things get tough, and you go somewhere nice.
He left during the blackout to go to Hawaii. He came back with a tan and no remorse.
She skipped town during the storm to go to Florida. She came back with a new tan and no mercy.
He left during the hurricane to go to the beach. He came back with sunburn and a new attitude.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted cruise
A Ted Cruise is when you kill everyone and then go on a vacation.
He killed his coworkers and went to the Bahamas. He came back with a tan and no remorse.
She took out the whole office and went to Mexico. She came back with a new tan and a new attitude.
He went on a murder spree and then took a vacation. He came back with a new suit and no heart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A big show-offy speech that no one asked for. You talk for ages and no one says a word. You can be fake-smart or just fake. It’s like the last punchline of a joke no one gets.
At the company meeting, Bob gave a Ted Talk about the importance of coffee. No one asked for it. No one said anything. No one even drank coffee.
My teacher gave a Ted Talk about why the sky is blue. I fell asleep. I stayed asleep. I dreamed about the sky being purple.
My mom did a Ted Talk about her cat. It was 45 minutes. The cat yawned. The cat left.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A fake fancy way to say someone just said something obvious. Like a science experiment with no real results. It’s for people who think they’re smart but aren’t.
My friend said, 'I discovered gravity.' I said, 'That’s a Ted Talk.'
My teacher said, 'I’ve found a new way to do math.' I said, 'That’s a Ted Talk.'
My dog did a Ted Talk about his favorite toy. It was a sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A brainy party where everyone is super smart and everyone’s getting laid. It’s like a brainy group sex party but with more thinking and less embarrassment.
The Ted Talk party was the best. Everyone was smart, everyone was sexy, and no one remembered the punchline.
I went to a Ted Talk party. I had sex with three scientists. I forgot my name.
At the Ted Talk party, I had sex with a mathematician. I still don’t know what he said.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
When Ted Cruz makes you cheat on your spouse just to make you more famous. It’s like a love affair with a side of politics.
Ted Cruz talked me into cheating on my wife. Now I have two wives and a whole new life.
Ted Cruz said I should cheat on my boss. I did. Now I have a new boss and a new problem.
Ted Cruz told me to cheat on my mom. I did. Now I have a new mom and a new life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A secret code word for having sex in public. You say 'Ted Talk' and no one looks at you. It’s like having a secret language with your friends.
I said, 'Let’s have a Ted Talk in the back of the bus.' No one said anything. No one even looked at me.
My friend and I did a Ted Talk in the library. No one said anything. No one even checked out a book.
At the mall, we had a Ted Talk in the food court. No one said anything. No one even bought food.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A show-offy way of talking that makes you sound like you’re on a TV show. It’s for people who are desperate to be liked and think they’re important.
My teacher talked like she was on TV. She said, 'The sky is blue because of the sun.' No one believed her.
My friend did a Ted Talk about his breakfast. It was 20 minutes. I had no breakfast.
I did a Ted Talk about my pet goldfish. It was 30 minutes. The goldfish died.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ted Talk
A annoying, fake-smart way of saying something stupid. It’s like a robot talking to you about your feelings.
My teacher did a Ted Talk about why the moon is round. It was 15 minutes. I fell asleep.
My friend did a Ted Talk about his favorite pizza. It was 10 minutes. I had no pizza.
My dad did a Ted Talk about his job. It was 25 minutes. I had no job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
To get tackled so hard you think your balls are gonna pop out. Named after Tim Tebow, who ran over people like they were ants.
My cousin got Tebowed during the big game. He was crying and still had grass in his hair.
I Tebowed my brother when he stole my last pizza slice.
The dog got Tebowed by the mailman and now he’s limping like a grandma.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
When you suddenly kneel down in the middle of a restaurant and start praying like you’re about to die. Named after Tim Tebow, who did it in the middle of a game.
My mom Tebowed in the grocery store while I was trying to buy snacks.
My friend Tebowed in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
The guy at the gym Tebowed during a bench press and broke his wrist.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
When you lose a game in the saddest way possible, usually because some nobody came out of nowhere and wrecked you.
My team lost to the worst team in the league in the last minute. It was a Tebow.
I had a perfect score, then I messed up and got a Tebow.
The kid who never played before beat me in the final seconds. That was a Tebow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
When you drop to your knees and pray like you’re begging God to save your life, even though everyone around you is doing something completely different.
I Tebowed in the middle of a party while everyone else was dancing.
My brother Tebowed during the final exam and failed it.
My dog Tebowed in the park and got hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
When a Christian is thinking so hard they might as well be doing math in their head.
My friend was Tebowing so hard, he forgot to eat lunch.
I Tebowed during the game and lost track of time.
My mom Tebowed while cooking and burned the soup.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
A way to mock Tim Tebow, the quarterback who got destroyed in a game so bad it looked like he was being tortured.
My teacher Tebowed me during class. It was so bad, I got a D.
I Tebowed my friend when he failed the test.
My dog Tebowed me when I tried to train him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Tebow
A word used to describe someone so awesome, good, and respected they make other people look like failures.
My dad is a Tebow. He works 80 hours a week and still makes me breakfast.
My teacher is a Tebow. She never fails a student.
My dog is a Tebow. He eats my homework and still passes the test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Teamers
They say they love Ed Sheeran but only know his stupid song The A Team, like they’ve never heard of anything else he’s ever made.
@EdSheeran only knows Lego House, bro
The A Team is the only song they know, and they still say they’re his biggest fan
They act like they’ve been to every concert, but they’ve only listened to The A Team twice
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Teamers
In a Free for All, these guys are too chicken to fight on their own, so they team up with their friend and just sit there until the game ends.
They teamed up in Free for All and didn’t even move the whole game
They fought one person and then gave up
They took 10 seconds to move and then sat there for the rest of the game
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Teamers
Two people who should be enemies but instead team up, and it’s the worst thing ever.
They teamed up in a fight and got destroyed
They teamed and got beaten by one person
They teamed up and it was the worst decision ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Teamers
A teamster is a person who works with a team, but these people are just bad at it and make everything worse.
He drives a truck but can’t even team up with his friend
She’s a teamster but can’t even carry a box
He’s a teamster and still can’t work with anyone
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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