A Tebow

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To get tackled so hard you think your balls are gonna pop out. Named after Tim Tebow, who ran over people like they were ants.
My cousin got Tebowed during the big game. He was crying and still had grass in his hair.
I Tebowed my brother when he stole my last pizza slice.
The dog got Tebowed by the mailman and now he’s limping like a grandma.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you suddenly kneel down in the middle of a restaurant and start praying like you’re about to die. Named after Tim Tebow, who did it in the middle of a game.
My mom Tebowed in the grocery store while I was trying to buy snacks.
My friend Tebowed in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
The guy at the gym Tebowed during a bench press and broke his wrist.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you lose a game in the saddest way possible, usually because some nobody came out of nowhere and wrecked you.
My team lost to the worst team in the league in the last minute. It was a Tebow.
I had a perfect score, then I messed up and got a Tebow.
The kid who never played before beat me in the final seconds. That was a Tebow.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you drop to your knees and pray like you’re begging God to save your life, even though everyone around you is doing something completely different.
I Tebowed in the middle of a party while everyone else was dancing.
My brother Tebowed during the final exam and failed it.
My dog Tebowed in the park and got hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a Christian is thinking so hard they might as well be doing math in their head.
My friend was Tebowing so hard, he forgot to eat lunch.
I Tebowed during the game and lost track of time.
My mom Tebowed while cooking and burned the soup.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way to mock Tim Tebow, the quarterback who got destroyed in a game so bad it looked like he was being tortured.
My teacher Tebowed me during class. It was so bad, I got a D.
I Tebowed my friend when he failed the test.
My dog Tebowed me when I tried to train him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A word used to describe someone so awesome, good, and respected they make other people look like failures.
My dad is a Tebow. He works 80 hours a week and still makes me breakfast.
My teacher is a Tebow. She never fails a student.
My dog is a Tebow. He eats my homework and still passes the test.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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