Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A sewer rat is a guy who wears a dress but acts like he's still a man. He’s too scared to be seen in public with his girly stuff.

My neighbor wears a skirt and a blouse but still yells at the mailman like he’s a tough guy.

My cousin tried to come out as a sewer rat but got called a faggot by his dad.

He wore a pink shirt to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

2

A sewer rat is a fat guy who looks like a rat and has no life. He spends all day gaming and jerking off.

He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and still plays Call of Duty like it’s his job.

He lives in his mom’s basement and still hasn’t left the house in two years.

He jerks off to anime and calls it ‘gaming’.

3

A sewer rat is a basement-dwelling weirdo who spends all his money on garbage games and snacks.

He bought a $600 game and still eats ramen for lunch.

He plays Fortnite with his cousins and still thinks he’s a pro.

He spent all his money on a new game and still lives in his mom’s basement.

4

A sewer rat is a giant rat that’s bigger than a cat and can chew through anything like it’s candy.

That rat chewed through my jeans like they were made of paper.

It ran through the hallway like it was on a mission.

It bit my toe and left a mark bigger than my face.

5

A sewer rat is a punk kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a total waste of space.

He tried to be a gangster but still wears his mom’s old clothes.

He tried to be tough but got beat up by a kid in third grade.

He thinks he’s the king of the school but no one even knows who he is.

6

A sewer rat is not Ja Rule. Ja Rule is the opposite of a sewer rat. A sewer rat is clean and doesn’t look like a total mess.

Ja Rule looks like he bathed in dirt and then screamed at a wall.

He’s the worst rapper ever and still thinks he’s cool.

He looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a year.

7

A sewer rat is someone you trust, but then they turn on you and stab you in the back.

He promised me money and then stole my wallet.

He said he’d help me with my math homework and then failed the test.

He was my best friend and then he cheated on me.