A Mulligen

My cousin said she invented pizza. A mulligen.

He tried to rap. It was like a cat threw up on a kazoo. A mulligen.

She thinks she's a genius because she knows what 'hi' means. A mulligen.

He tried to fix the toilet. Now it's leaking and he's wearing a fanny pack. A mulligen.

She did a TikTok dance in a grocery store. A mulligen.

He asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said no. He took it personal. A mulligen.

He tried to be a DJ. It sounded like a toaster got into a fight with a goat. A mulligen.

She said she's a CEO. She owns a lemonade stand. A mulligen.

He tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it's because of Donald Trump. A mulligen.

He said he's a superhero. His powers are 'being loud' and 'stinking'. A mulligen.

She said she could beat up a bear. She got scared by a raccoon. A mulligen.

He tried to do a magic trick. It involved a rubber chicken and a swear word. A mulligen.

He tried to write a poem. It was just a list of swear words. A mulligen.

She said she could fly. She jumped off a couch. She landed on a chair. A mulligen.

He tried to solve a math problem. He used a banana. A mulligen.

He said he's a scientist. His experiment was eating cereal for 10 hours. A mulligen.

She tried to be a magician. She pulled a sock out of a hat. A mulligen.

He tried to be a rapper. He used a kazoo and a swear word. A mulligen.