A Mud Glove

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When your partner shits their hand like a hot mess and uses that slimy hand to give you a finger sandwich so juicy it feels like you're eating a pile of warm donkey balls.
My girlfriend just took a dump in her hand and fed me her stinky fingers like they were a breakfast burrito.
He used his hand as a toilet and gave me a finger sandwich that smelled like a sewer rat’s dream.
She shit her hand and called it a 'mud glove', I called it a death trap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you stick your finger up your partner’s ass and they go full on poop tsunami while screaming like a kid who just got spanked.
I shoved my finger up her butt and she exploded like a fart machine.
He took a finger up his ass and it came out like a noodle soup explosion.
She screamed like a banshee while I gave her a finger up her butt and she shat like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The special glove you wear when you're about to drop a whole suitcase of poop on someone’s face and you need something to protect your hand from getting melted.
I wore my mud glove like it was armor before I dropped a whole bag of poop on his face.
She put on her mud glove like it was a superhero cape before she launched a poop grenade at me.
He used his mud glove to catch the poop bomb I threw at him, it looked like a pizza disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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