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A rich guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine. He’s got a smile that could light up a room and a bank account that could buy a room.

A smelly, dandelion-like weed that looks like Earl Pickles’ face. It’s usually half-dead, showing a bald spot in the middle. People kill it with blowtorches, firecrackers, or anything that smells like a fart.

A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People hate it so much they spray it with weed poison or blow it up with firecrackers. It’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it live.

A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot in the middle. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. It’s also tasty, so some people just let it live.

A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People spray it with poison, throw firecrackers at it, or blow it up with a blowtorch. But it’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it be.

A smelly weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot in the middle. People kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells like a fart. But it’s also tasty, so sometimes people just let it live.

A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. But it’s also delicious, so sometimes people just let it live.

A smooth-talking, good-looking guy who gets all the girls. He’s the whole package and makes them cry because he’s so good. He’s sweet most of the time but can be a real pain in the ass when he wants.

A guy with looks, brains, and a heart. He’s the reason girls are sad, and he’s the reason they’re happy. He can be nice, but don’t get him mad.

A guy who looks good, gets all the girls, and makes them feel like crap. He’s kind, but he’s also the kind of guy who’d kick your ass for fun.

A guy who looks like he stepped out of a Disney movie but with a brain. He’s a bit of a dork and he thinks he’s cool because he knows all the latest songs. He also makes wild mashups that make your head explode.

A guy who is cute but also a bit of a nerd. He’s got a huge ego and thinks he’s the best at making songs. He uploads them online and hopes you’ll like them.

A guy who is so cute you want to punch him. He’s also a bit of a dork and he thinks he’s the best at making songs. He uploads them online and screams about it.

A place where old people hang out and talk about stuff that makes no sense. It’s like being stuck in a time warp with a bunch of grumpy retirees who think they’re still cool.

A town so small it probably thinks it’s the center of the universe. It’s famous for having more sex offenders than a jail full of criminals who all have a side hustle as teachers.

A flannel shirt that’s so ugly it should be exiled to the bush. It’s from Earlton, where guys wear it after being covered in mud and tree sap. It’s like the town’s version of a suit, but way more sweaty and full of cursing.

The only thing more embarrassing than wearing an Earlton Dinner Jacket is being caught wearing it in public. It’s flannel, it’s plaid, and it’s the reason why Earlton men are never invited to any real parties.

A flannel shirt that smells like wet dog and old socks. Earlton men wear it after a long day of cutting trees and getting yelled at by their boss. It’s the town’s official uniform for being lazy and loud.

A flannel shirt that only rich lazy bastards wear because they don’t have to work in the bush. It’s the only thing they ever wear, even to church. People in Earlton think they’re fancy just because they own one.

Getting hit in the face with breast milk is like getting slapped by a drunk cow. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s usually followed by a lot of laughter and probably a vomit bag.