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Early 2010s kids

Early 2010s kids were the last kids who played outside before they all became snack-eating, screen-staring, phone-zombie buttfaces.

I tried to play basketball, but my friend was too busy eating pizza and watching TikTok.

My cousin said he was going to play football, but he just sat on his Xbox and played Fortnite.

I went to play hide and seek, but my friend hid under his bed and took 100 selfies.

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Early 2010s kids

Early 2010s kids were the last wave of kids who played outside before they all became lazy buttfaces and got hooked on snacks and screens.

I tried to play tag, but my friend was too busy eating chips and watching YouTube.

My neighbor said he was going to play soccer, but he just sat on his phone all day.

I went to play basketball, but my friend said he had to answer a call from his mom.

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Early 2010s

The early 2010s were from 2010 to 2012, and it was like the late 2000s still hung around like a bad smell.

'2010 was like the 2000s trying to hang on to life.'

'2011 was like the 2000s throwing a weak tantrum.'

'2012 was the 2000s saying, 'I'm still here, you know.'

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Early 2010s

The early 2010s were the only good part of the 2010s. No politics, no memes, no dumbass internet trends.

'2010 was the year before everything got stupid.'

'2011 had no memes, just normal people.'

'2012 still had actual people talking to each other.'

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Early 2010s

The early 2010s were from 2010 to 2013. Things were good, and people weren’t yet obsessed with being online 24/7.

'2010 was still like the 2000s.'

'2011 had no Instagram, no Twitter, no dumbass memes.'

'2012 was still normal.'

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Early 2010s

The early 2010s were from 2010 to 2014. People weren’t as dumb, and there wasn’t as much annoying bs.

'2010 was the last good year before everything went to hell.'

'2011 had no dumbass memes.'

'2012 was still sane.'

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Early 2010s

Kids born between 2007 and 2009 were early 2010s kids. They were the last generation to play outside before everything went to hell in 2015.

'2007 babies still knew how to play outside.'

'2008 kids had friends.'

'2009 kids still remembered how to have fun.'

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Early 2010s

Furries from the 2000s to 2010 were the same as now, but way dumber and more annoying.

'2000s furries were like basic furries.'

'2005 furries were just dumb.'

'2010 furries were like basic furries with more dumbness.'

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Early 2010s

Early 2010s furries were dumb as hell, drew like 7-year-olds, and used stupid face symbols instead of real ones.

'2010 furries used XD and :('

'2011 furries still didn’t know how to draw.'

'2012 furries were still dumb as hell.'

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Early 2000's shows

Either the best shows you ever watched or the worst waste of your time. You’d sit on your ass after school and stare at that tiny TV like it was the last thing holding you back from becoming a total failure.

I watched that show every day and it made me forget my homework existed

That show was so bad I started crying during the commercial break

I still know every single line from that show, and I hate it

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Early 2000's shows

They were either so good you’d watch them in your sleep or so dumb you’d yell at the screen like it was your enemy.

I watched that show so much I got a headache from it

I tried to explain it to my friend, and they just laughed in my face

My mom used to yell at the TV when the main character did something stupid

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Early 2000's shows

You either worshipped them like they were gods or you thought they were the worst thing to ever happen to your brain.

I used to draw the characters every day after school

I told my teacher I was going to become a famous actor just like them

I still think that show was the reason I failed math

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Earlwood

A place where the only people who aren't Greeks are rich people who think they're better than everyone else and still manage to be annoying.

My cousin lives in Earlwood and spends all his time at the euro bar drinking frappes and talking about his cousin's cousin.

I went to Earlwood once and the only thing I saw was a Greek man smoking like it was his job.

My friend says Earlwood is the best place to live, but I think that's just because he works at the frappe shop there.

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Earlwood

A town where Greeks sit around drinking frappes and smoking like it's a sport and the rich people just stand there and think they're cool.

I tried to move to Earlwood, but the Greeks looked at me like I was a weirdo who didn't know what frappe was.

My uncle lives in Earlwood and he still says he's not Greek but he acts like it.

I went to the euro bar in Earlwood and the only thing I wanted was to leave.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earlwood

A suburb filled with Greeks who sit at the euro bar all day drinking frappes and smoking, and rich people who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

My friend's mom lives in Earlwood and spends all her time at the frappe bar and smoking like it's a hobby.

I tried to visit Earlwood once and I was overwhelmed by the amount of Greeks and frappes.

My cousin says Earlwood is the best place to live, but I think that's just because he works at the euro bar.

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Earlwin

the most spectacular human ever. quiet, full of pride, and as stubborn as a donkey. they won’t admit they messed up or let others off the hook. they’ll miss out on the best stuff because of their dumbass attitude.

@earlwin why u still mad at me for spilling soda on ur shoes? it was an accident

earlwin: 'i will never forgive you', even though he forgot to text me back for 3 weeks

i asked him to come to the party. he said no. now he's crying in the corner because i didn't invite him to my birthday

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Earlwin

the best person in existence, but they talk like a whispering ghost. they think they're perfect, and they don’t care if you're wrong. they just want to be right, even if it means they miss out on everything good.

earlwin said i was wrong about the math test. he didn't even check the answers

he refused to go to the concert because he thought it was 'too loud', even though he was the one who asked to go

i tried to tell him about my crush, and he just said 'you're wrong' and walked away

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Earlwin

the most awesome human on the planet. they don’t shout, but they have a lot of pride. they won’t admit they're wrong, and they won't forgive you for being wrong either. they’ll miss out on the best stuff because they're too stubborn to see it.

he won’t talk to me because i got the question wrong, even though the teacher said i was right

i asked him to come to the game, and he said no. now he's mad because i didn't invite him to my birthday

he said i was wrong about the math problem, even though i got a perfect score on the test

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Earlwen

A rich guy who looks like a king and thinks he’s the only one who ever had good luck. He’s always smiling like he just got a free pizza and a gold medal.

He walked into the room like he owned it and the waiter didn’t even blink.

He dropped a $100 bill on the floor and called it a ‘tough day.’

He prayed to the sky before eating breakfast, like it was a business meeting.

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Earlwen

A rich guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a smile that could charm a goat and a wallet that could buy a goat a house.

He bragged about his car like it had a PhD.

He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off, even if he had two left feet.

He called the waiter ‘buddy’ and then tipped him $50.

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