Earlwen
A rich guy who looks like a king and thinks he’s the only one who ever had good luck. He’s always smiling like he just got a free pizza and a gold medal.
He walked into the room like he owned it and the waiter didn’t even blink.
He dropped a $100 bill on the floor and called it a ‘tough day.’
He prayed to the sky before eating breakfast, like it was a business meeting.