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A rich guy who looks like a king and thinks he’s the only one who ever had good luck. He’s always smiling like he just got a free pizza and a gold medal.
He walked into the room like he owned it and the waiter didn’t even blink.
He dropped a $100 bill on the floor and called it a ‘tough day.’
He prayed to the sky before eating breakfast, like it was a business meeting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rich guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a smile that could charm a goat and a wallet that could buy a goat a house.
He bragged about his car like it had a PhD.
He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off, even if he had two left feet.
He called the waiter ‘buddy’ and then tipped him $50.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A rich guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine. He’s got a smile that could light up a room and a bank account that could buy a room.
He walked into the bar and the barista forgot her name.
He said he could build a spaceship with just a hammer and a dream.
He thanked God for the WiFi before he even ordered coffee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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