Earlwood - A town where Greeks sit around drinking frappes and smoking

A town where Greeks sit around drinking frappes and smoking like it's a sport and the rich people just stand there and think they're cool.

I tried to move to Earlwood, but the Greeks looked at me like I was a weirdo who didn't know what frappe was.

My uncle lives in Earlwood and he still says he's not Greek but he acts like it.

I went to the euro bar in Earlwood and the only thing I wanted was to leave.