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a quick drink

a tiny amount of alcohol that turns you into a raving lunatic who thinks they can beat up the whole world with one punch and then cries in a bathroom.

I had one quick drink and now I’m fighting my neighbor over who owns the sidewalk.

Quick drink = 1 sip = 100 problems.

Quick drink. Now I’m arguing with my cat about my life choices.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

a quick drink

a party that starts at midnight and ends when you black out, then you wake up the next day with no memory and a hangover that could kill a horse.

Quick drink = 2 AM = 1000 regrets.

I had a quick drink and now I don’t remember my own phone number.

Quick drink = 3 AM = 2000 regrets and a broken chair.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

a quick drink

a drink so fast you barely swallow it, but it makes you feel like you’ve just won the lottery and your ex is coming back to you.

Quick drink = 1 second = 1000 feelings.

I had a quick drink and now I think I’m in love with my barista.

Quick drink = 1 gulp = 1000 dreams.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A "Nature's Promise"

When your poop hits the fan so good you feel like you just won the lottery and got a free steak.

I had a Nature's Promise so good I screamed and my dog ran away.

After that dump, I felt like I could bench press a cow.

My Nature's Promise was so epic, my toilet started a band.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A "Nature's Promise"

The moment your guts let loose like a fire hose at a parade and you know you're not coming back.

My Nature's Promise was so strong, my neighbor asked if I was having a baby.

I had a Nature's Promise so loud, the whole block heard it.

My guts went full-on tsunami and my pants got a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A "Nature's Promise"

When your butt breaks free and it's like your colon just gave you a high-five.

I had a Nature's Promise so smooth, my toilet started singing.

My butt broke free like a rocket launch and my socks got a front-row seat.

That dump was so good, my cat asked for a medal.

by Slangipedia 18d ago