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A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
When you're pounding a girl but you're too cheap to blow your wad and you decide to pee on her like she’s a toilet.
I was trying to get laid but I just peed on her like she was a public bathroom.
She was screaming, but I was too cheap to finish.
I hit her and then I peed on her like she was my best friend's sister.
A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
You're doing the deed but instead of finishing, you decide to go number one on her like she’s a urinal.
I was about to cum but I peed on her instead.
She looked confused when I peed on her in the middle of the action.
I was trying to make a move but I peed on her like she was my cousin.
A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you go number one on her like it's the most natural thing in the world.
I had a hard-on but I peed on her like it was the best idea ever.
She asked why I didn’t finish, and I said I was saving my load for later.
I was trying to impress her but I peed on her like she was my ex.
A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
You’re having fun with a girl but you’re too cheap to finish and you just go number one on her like it’s a party.
She was getting into it, but I just peed on her like it was a celebration.
I was having a good time but I peed on her like I was doing my duty.
I was about to cum but I peed on her like she was my favorite teacher.
A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
You're trying to get laid but instead of blowing your load, you go number one on her like it’s a personal attack.
I was trying to make a move, but I peed on her like she was my enemy.
She was getting close, but I peed on her like she was my nemesis.
I was about to finish, but I peed on her like she was a public enemy.
A "Sebastian Chemnitz"
You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you just go number one on her like she’s your new best friend.
I was having fun, but I peed on her like we were besties.
She was loving it, but I peed on her like it was a gift.
I was trying to impress her, but I peed on her like she was my new crush.
a ricky
Getting completely wasted like a drunk elephant at a bar fight.
I got rickied after my ex dumped me and I drank 12 shots.
My buddy got rickied at the club and tried to dance with a cop.
I got rickied so bad I woke up in a ditch with a hangover and a broken nose.
a ricky
Ricki is a hot, tough, and smart girl who fights back when people talk shit. She doesn’t cry and will take you down if you mess with her.
Ricki kicked my ass after I called her ugly in front of the whole class.
She got mad at the guy who stole her lunch and beat him up.
Ricki told me to shut up when I made fun of her hair.
a ricky
Rickie is a softie who acts cool but is actually a laugh-till-you-cry kind of guy. He’ll stick up for you even if he’s the only one.
Rickie laughed so hard at my joke that he fell out of his chair.
He defended me when the whole class picked on me.
Rickie cried when his dog died, but he still said he was cool.
a ricky
Getting rickied means someone took your money and left you with nothing but regret.
I got rickied out of my lunch money by that scammer at the store.
My friend got rickied and lost $100 on a fake iPhone.
I got rickied and had to pay for my brother’s pizza.
a ricky
Ricki is a hot, smart, and funny girl who makes everyone smile, but she also steals all the guys.
Ricki swooped my crush right in front of me at lunch.
She got me to laugh so hard I almost choked on my sandwich.
Ricki is smart and got straight A’s on her test.
a ricky
Ricky is a funny, loyal, and sometimes awkward guy who wears glasses and rocks Asian vibes. He’s hot but no one admits it.
Ricky laughed at my joke so hard he spilled his soda all over me.
He stuck up for me when my friend picked on me.
Ricky is Asian, wears glasses, and is secretly hot.
a ricky
Ricky is a loyal, funny, and kind guy who’s always there for you. He’s smooth with women and doesn’t mean it when he’s mean.
Ricky was there when I failed my test and helped me study.
He told my crush to leave me alone and got me a new lunch.
Ricky was mean to me, but he still gave me a hug after.
A "Kai"
When two drag queens finally get their freak on.
Hey girl, did you see what happened at the club last night? It was a total Kai!
I swear, those two drag queens looked like they were going to kiss the floor after that Kai.
My cousin told me her drag queen friend had a Kai with her bestie. It was wild.
A "Kai"
When drag queens go from looking cute to looking like they've been hit by a train.
I saw two drag queens doing a Kai in the back of a taxi. It was legendary.
My friend had a Kai with three drag queens. It was like a drag party exploded.
That Kai was so intense, the bar had to call the cops.
A "Kai"
What a kid says when they can't spell a long name and just go with the first letter.
My kid calls his aunt Kay Kay because her name is Kathleen. It's adorable and annoying.
My cousin’s kid says 'Kay' instead of 'Kathleen.' It’s so cute, I can’t stand it.
My niece calls her teacher Kay. It’s like she’s trying to make her teacher famous.
A "Kai"
Slang for ‘okay’ but way more dramatic.
He said, 'Kay,' like it was the end of the world.
She replied with a simple 'Kay,' and I was like, 'Okay, that’s it.'
When my friend said 'Kay,' I knew she was done with me.
A "Kai"
A guy who’s so sweet, he’ll probably die if you don’t hug him.
Kai is like a hug machine. If you don’t hug him, he’ll cry.
That Kai guy is so sweet, he even helps my dog with his homework.
My friend’s Kai is so cute, I want to take him home with me.
A "Kai"
A guy who’s so perfect, he might just be an angel sent from heaven.
That Kai is so perfect, I think he’s an angel.
My friend’s Kai is like a dream come true. He’s got the looks, the personality, and the brain.
I swear, Kai is so good, he must have been sent from heaven.
A "Kai"
A guy who’s so good, you’ll probably never find someone like him again.
That Kai is so good, I think I found my soulmate.
My cousin’s Kai is like the best guy ever. He’s sweet, funny, and just perfect.
I’d marry that Kai if he asked me.
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