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A "Zeus"
The god of thunder who's a total hothead and hits on his sisters, daughters, and random mortals like it's nothing.
Zeus hit on my aunt. She turned him into a eagle.
Zeus banged his sister. His mom got mad and turned him into a bull.
Zeus slept with a mortal. His wife got jealous and threw him into a river.
A "Zeus"
The king of all the gods who flirts with everyone and never stops hitting on new people.
Zeus hit on my grandma. She turned him into a donkey.
Zeus seduced a nymph. Her brother got mad and attacked him.
Zeus slept with a mortal woman. His wife threw a tantrum and cursed him.
A "Zeus"
The god of lightning who also loves cheating and has no problem with family drama and weird relationships.
Zeus slept with his sister. His brother got mad and fought him.
Zeus cheated on his wife. She cursed him and made him turn into a bull.
Zeus had an affair with a mortal. His wife turned him into a bird.
A "Zeus"
The main god of the universe, the god of thunder, and the one who threw lightning bolts like it was a job.
Zeus hit my dad with a lightning bolt. He got turned into a eagle.
Zeus threw a lightning bolt at my brother. He got stuck in a tree.
Zeus hit my dog with a lightning bolt. Now he's a chicken.
A "Zeus"
Zeus was born on a mountain, hidden from his dad who ate all his brothers and sisters. Then he grew up, fought his dad, and took over the whole universe.
Zeus took over the universe. His dad got stuck in a cave.
Zeus fought his dad and won. His dad got turned into a rock.
Zeus took over the sky. His dad got stuck under a mountain.
A "Zeus"
Zeus is a total lunatic. He has mood swings, throws tantrums, and has a bunch of mental issues. He's also a cheating husband and a terrible king.
Zeus had a mental breakdown and hit his wife with a lightning bolt.
Zeus got jealous and turned his lover into a cow.
Zeus was a terrible king and got dethroned by his own kids.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is when you mess up one circle for the entire 10 minutes of a map and make your brain cry.
I did a Xannie and my score got wrecked.
He did a Xannie and got called a noob.
She did a Xannie and failed the map twice.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is a pill that makes you feel like you're floating on a cloud, but also like you're about to die.
I took a Xannie and passed out in class.
He took a Xannie and started dancing in the hallway.
She took a Xannie and forgot her homework.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is something Billie Eilish doesn’t need because she’s already perfect and doesn’t care about anything.
Billie Eilish doesn’t need a Xannie because she’s already cool.
She doesn’t need a Xannie because she’s famous.
Billie Eilish doesn’t need a Xannie and you should just shut up.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is a pill that rappers love to brag about, like it’s the only thing that keeps them from getting arrested.
He took a Xannie and started rapping in the street.
She took a Xannie and forgot her lines in the song.
They took a Xannie and got caught doing a crime.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is a pill that helps you chill out, but it also makes you sleepy and gives you the shits.
I took a Xannie and fell asleep in the middle of a test.
He took a Xannie and couldn’t stop going to the bathroom.
She took a Xannie and her whole class laughed at her.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is one of Billie Eilish’s songs and it’s about being weird and not caring about what people think.
I listened to the Xannie and felt weird.
He listened to the Xannie and started talking to the ceiling.
She listened to the Xannie and forgot her whole life.
A "Xannie"
A 'Xannie' is a pill that rappers love to brag about, like it’s the only thing that keeps them from getting arrested.
He took a Xannie and started rapping in the street.
She took a Xannie and forgot her lines in the song.
They took a Xannie and got caught doing a crime.
A "Steve Jobs"
Lazy, smelly Stoves named Steve doing bad work that makes you wanna scream into a pillow.
That Steve Job my cousin did was so bad, I think it turned my dog into a vegetable.
My boss gave me a Steve Job and I still don't know what the hell that was.
I tried to do a Steve Job and ended up with a broken arm and a sore ego.
A "Steve Jobs"
When your laptop burns your balls while you use it on your lap like a total idiot.
That Steve Job I did with my laptop made my balls look like they had a third degree burn.
I used my laptop on my lap like a moron and now my balls are on fire.
My laptop is a steaming pile of shame because of that Steve Job.
A "Steve Jobs"
A hand job done by someone else, who then brag like they're the best lover in the world.
Tim did a Steve Job on me and then said I should thank him like it was a gift.
I got a Steve Job and the guy acted like he was the king of the world.
My friend did a Steve Job on me and I had to pretend I liked it.
A "Steve Jobs"
When you give a sexual move to your wallet, and it leaves you both broke and sad.
That Steve Job I did to my wallet left me with nothing but regret and a $200 bill.
I tried to give my wallet a Steve Job and now I have a $500 debt.
I did a Steve Job on my wallet and it left me broke and heartbroken.
A "Steve Jobs"
Like a boob job, but the boobs are wearing a turtleneck and it looks like a disaster.
That Steve Job on my boobs looked like a horror movie.
My Steve Job was so bad, even my mom said I looked like a ghost.
My boobs got a Steve Job and now they're stuck in a turtleneck forever.
A "Steve Jobs"
Shoving your arm up someone’s butt, throwing an apple in there, and hoping it stays.
I did a Steve Job on my brother and the apple got stuck in his stomach.
That Steve Job was so bad, the apple came out and rolled on the floor.
My friend did a Steve Job on me and the apple never came out.
A "Steve Jobs"
A self-important, lying, money-hoarding, smug, overrated, arrogant, greedy, fake genius.
Steve Jobs is the worst, he’s just a smug, lying, money-hoarding fake genius.
That Steve Job did a Steve Job on me and I had to pretend I liked it.
Tim gave me a Steve Job and I still don’t know what the hell that was.
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