A "Zeus"

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Going to a golf course in a thunderstorm while totally naked, lying flat on your back, and sticking a metal rod up your pants, hoping lightning will blast your junk and kill you.
I saw a guy doing Zeus at the park and got struck by lightning. His pants were on fire.
My cousin tried Zeus and now he's stuck with a rod up his butt for life.
I did Zeus once. Got struck. My penis is still sore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The god of thunder who's a total hothead and hits on his sisters, daughters, and random mortals like it's nothing.
Zeus hit on my aunt. She turned him into a eagle.
Zeus banged his sister. His mom got mad and turned him into a bull.
Zeus slept with a mortal. His wife got jealous and threw him into a river.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The king of all the gods who flirts with everyone and never stops hitting on new people.
Zeus hit on my grandma. She turned him into a donkey.
Zeus seduced a nymph. Her brother got mad and attacked him.
Zeus slept with a mortal woman. His wife threw a tantrum and cursed him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The god of lightning who also loves cheating and has no problem with family drama and weird relationships.
Zeus slept with his sister. His brother got mad and fought him.
Zeus cheated on his wife. She cursed him and made him turn into a bull.
Zeus had an affair with a mortal. His wife turned him into a bird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The main god of the universe, the god of thunder, and the one who threw lightning bolts like it was a job.
Zeus hit my dad with a lightning bolt. He got turned into a eagle.
Zeus threw a lightning bolt at my brother. He got stuck in a tree.
Zeus hit my dog with a lightning bolt. Now he's a chicken.
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Zeus was born on a mountain, hidden from his dad who ate all his brothers and sisters. Then he grew up, fought his dad, and took over the whole universe.
Zeus took over the universe. His dad got stuck in a cave.
Zeus fought his dad and won. His dad got turned into a rock.
Zeus took over the sky. His dad got stuck under a mountain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Zeus is a total lunatic. He has mood swings, throws tantrums, and has a bunch of mental issues. He's also a cheating husband and a terrible king.
Zeus had a mental breakdown and hit his wife with a lightning bolt.
Zeus got jealous and turned his lover into a cow.
Zeus was a terrible king and got dethroned by his own kids.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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