Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lazy, smelly Stoves named Steve doing bad work that makes you wanna scream into a pillow.

That Steve Job my cousin did was so bad, I think it turned my dog into a vegetable.

My boss gave me a Steve Job and I still don't know what the hell that was.

I tried to do a Steve Job and ended up with a broken arm and a sore ego.

2

When your laptop burns your balls while you use it on your lap like a total idiot.

That Steve Job I did with my laptop made my balls look like they had a third degree burn.

I used my laptop on my lap like a moron and now my balls are on fire.

My laptop is a steaming pile of shame because of that Steve Job.

3

A hand job done by someone else, who then brag like they're the best lover in the world.

Tim did a Steve Job on me and then said I should thank him like it was a gift.

I got a Steve Job and the guy acted like he was the king of the world.

My friend did a Steve Job on me and I had to pretend I liked it.

4

When you give a sexual move to your wallet, and it leaves you both broke and sad.

That Steve Job I did to my wallet left me with nothing but regret and a $200 bill.

I tried to give my wallet a Steve Job and now I have a $500 debt.

I did a Steve Job on my wallet and it left me broke and heartbroken.

5

Like a boob job, but the boobs are wearing a turtleneck and it looks like a disaster.

That Steve Job on my boobs looked like a horror movie.

My Steve Job was so bad, even my mom said I looked like a ghost.

My boobs got a Steve Job and now they're stuck in a turtleneck forever.

6

Shoving your arm up someone’s butt, throwing an apple in there, and hoping it stays.

I did a Steve Job on my brother and the apple got stuck in his stomach.

That Steve Job was so bad, the apple came out and rolled on the floor.

My friend did a Steve Job on me and the apple never came out.

7

A self-important, lying, money-hoarding, smug, overrated, arrogant, greedy, fake genius.

Steve Jobs is the worst, he’s just a smug, lying, money-hoarding fake genius.

That Steve Job did a Steve Job on me and I had to pretend I liked it.

Tim gave me a Steve Job and I still don’t know what the hell that was.