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A "fare" to remember
You wake up with a hangover and realize you had sex with a taxi driver in the back of a cab. You might have even let him crash at your place.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know in my bed and a $50 cab receipt.
I had sex with the driver and he took me home for free.
He followed me home and we ended up in my shower.
A "fare" to remember
You get in a cab, drink a lot, and end up having sex with the driver. It’s like a bad date but with a meter.
I told my friend I’d never get in a cab again after that ride.
He charged me for the ride and for my dignity.
I got home and my mom was waiting for me.
A "fare" to remember
You flirt with the taxi driver, things get spicy, and you end up in the back of the cab or at his house.
He took me home, but I ended up at his apartment.
I said I’d take him to the airport and he took me to his bed.
He gave me a free ride and a free BJ.
A "fare" to remember
You have sex with the taxi driver in the cab or take him home after a night of drinking and wild behavior.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know and a $100 cab bill.
He followed me home and I let him in.
He drove me home and then took me to his house.
A "fare" to remember
You get in a cab, party hard, and end up having sex with the driver. It’s like a bad date that costs you money.
I told my friend I’d never take a cab again after that ride.
He charged me for the sex and the ride.
He drove me home and then took me to his room.
A "fare" to remember
You get in a cab, things get hot and heavy, and you end up with the driver or at his place. It’s like a date that never ended.
I had sex with the driver and he gave me a free ride.
He took me home and I let him stay over.
He drove me home and I followed him to his house.
A Susan
A Susan is a damn good person who thinks she's average. She's smart, kind, and always trying to be the best, but she can't see her own greatness. She'll be your best friend if you're cool, but if you mess with her, she'll make your life a living hell. She loves you like a girlfriend, respects you like a boss, and will fight for you like a warrior. Don't let her see you cry.
"You called me Sue? I'm gonna give you a headache so bad you'll forget your own name.", Susan, after being called Sue for the third time.
"You broke my heart? I'll break your bones.", Susan, during a dramatic breakup.
"I'm your best friend, but I'll still make you fail math.", Susan, being extra.
A Susan
A Susan is a hot, kind, and sweet girl who will be your best friend forever. But if you do something stupid, she'll flip out and it'll be a total nightmare. She's super pretty, but she doesn't realize it. She's also super lucky if she has a guy who loves her like crazy.
"You messed up my lunch? I'll mess up your life.", Susan, in the middle of a food fight.
"I'm the best friend, but I'm also your nightmare.", Susan, being dramatic.
"You're my best friend, but I still hate you sometimes.", Susan, being real.
A Susan
A Susan is a crazy, funny, smart girl who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll love you to death if you're there for her when she's at her worst. But if you're not, she'll show you her weird, freaky side and it's not pretty. She's got big dreams, and she'll do anything to make them come true.
"You ignored me? I'll haunt your dreams.", Susan, being dramatic.
"You're my best friend, but I'll also make you my enemy.", Susan, being complicated.
"You're not there for me? I'll show you my weird side.", Susan, being a little scary.
A Susan
A Susan is a lunatic who can destroy anything with wheels. She'll take your lawnmower, your car, and your truck and make them all explode. She doesn't care if it's your favorite truck or your only car. She just wants to see the destruction.
"Your truck? I'll crash it into a lake.", Susan, being a total wrecking machine.
"Your car is my new toy.", Susan, during a car crash.
"Your lawnmower? I'll make it scream.", Susan, being a lunatic.
A Susan
A Susan is a generous, smart, and open-minded person who will be there for you no matter what. But if you're not there for her, she'll forgive you way too easy. She's beautiful, but she doesn't know it. She's also super athletic and always gives her all in everything she does.
"You broke my heart? I'll forgive you instantly.", Susan, being too kind.
"You're not there for me? I'll still be there for you.", Susan, being super loyal.
"You're my best friend, and I'll always be there for you.", Susan, being extra.
A Susan
A Susan is a Facebook mom or Karen's annoying little sister. She's all over social media, and she'll make you feel like you're in a group chat with her and her friends.
"You're not on Facebook? I'll make you feel left out.", Susan, being a total mom.
"You're not my friend? I'll make you feel like you're my enemy.", Susan, being dramatic.
"You're not on Instagram? I'll make you feel like a nobody.", Susan, being extra.
A Susan
A Susan is a Karen who only flips out when she's mad about Liberal, Leftist, or Progressive stuff. She'll make your life a living hell if you don't agree with her.
"You're not Liberal? I'll make you feel like a total idiot.", Susan, being extra.
"You're not Leftist? I'll make you feel like you're not cool.", Susan, being dramatic.
"You're not Progressive? I'll make you feel like you're stuck in the past.", Susan, being a total Karen.
A "callums corner"
A bald guy whose head looks like a tic tac. He gets super mad when people laugh at him and call him a tic tac. He’s the worst.
My head looks like a tic tac and I hate it.
Why do you laugh at my head? I’m gonna punch you.
I’m not a tic tac. I’m a king.
A "callums corner"
A British pervert who exposes celebrities and youtubers for being perverts. He has a tic tac head and acts like he’s the king of the world.
I caught a celebrity being a pervert and I’m gonna tell everyone.
My head is a tic tac and I’m the king of the world.
I’m not a pervert. I’m just a king.
A "callums corner"
A 40-year-old guy with 340k followers. He got called a tic tac in 2016 and hasn’t let go of the pain.
I got called a tic tac and it hurt my feelings.
2016 was the year I got shamed by a tic tac.
I still have the pain from being called a tic tac.
A "callums corner"
A middle-aged man with a tic tac head who gets angry when people make fun of him.
Why are you making fun of my head? I’m gonna punch you.
My head is a tic tac and I’m not happy about it.
You laugh at my head, I laugh at your life.
A "callums corner"
A tic tac with a karate ego who thinks he’s the best. He yells at people and acts like he’s a king.
I do karate and I’m the best. You’re not.
BGMedia is the worst and I’m gonna beat them up.
I’m not a tic tac. I’m a karate king.
A "callums corner"
A 40-year-old man who won’t accept his tic tac head and molests his nephew Eddie.
Eddie, I’m not molesting you. I’m training you.
My head is a tic tac and I’m not a pervert.
I’m not a pervert. I’m a teacher.
A "Zeus"
Going to a golf course in a thunderstorm while totally naked, lying flat on your back, and sticking a metal rod up your pants, hoping lightning will blast your junk and kill you.
I saw a guy doing Zeus at the park and got struck by lightning. His pants were on fire.
My cousin tried Zeus and now he's stuck with a rod up his butt for life.
I did Zeus once. Got struck. My penis is still sore.
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