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A "perfect storm"
When you take the worst poop of your life and then wipe only to find out the toilet paper is completely useless.
'I pooped so bad, and the toilet paper was blank. That was a perfect storm.'
'I had a poop so bad, I needed five wipes and the paper was blank. A perfect storm.'
'I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes, wiped, and the paper was blank. A perfect storm.'
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A #2 Puffer
A guy (usually a faggot) who smells a fart from another guy's butt and takes a hit like it's a smoke break.
I saw my cousin doing a #2 Puffer on his uncle at the mall. It was like a family tradition.
My dad did a #2 Puffer on my teacher during lunch. The whole class laughed.
At the park, my friend did a #2 Puffer on a random guy. The guy looked confused and ran away.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A #2 Puffer
When a guy (usually a queer) sticks his face in another guy's butt and takes a big whiff like it's the best snack ever.
My brother did a #2 Puffer on his friend at the gas station. He almost passed out.
At the party, my friend did a #2 Puffer on the DJ. The DJ was like, 'What is this? A new genre?'
My mom did a #2 Puffer on my dad while he was eating. He threw up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A #2 Puffer
When a guy (usually a gay man) uses another guy's fart like it's a drink and keeps it in like it's a secret.
At the beach, my friend did a #2 Puffer on his brother. The brother ran into the ocean.
My cousin did a #2 Puffer on his friend during math class. The teacher was mad.
My dad did a #2 Puffer on my uncle while they were playing cards. The cards flew everywhere.
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A "scene" nickname
A nickname the scene groups give you. It’s your real name plus something gross or violent, like you’re a freak or a monster.
Derek the Pukeface
Liam the Gutspill
Chloe the Fleshburn
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A "scene" nickname
A nickname from the scene crowd. It’s your name plus a word that makes you sound like a mess or a total disaster.
Jesse the Muckbrain
Mack the Stomachslap
Zoe the Fartblow
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A "scene" nickname
A nickname given by scene groups. It’s your name with something that sounds like you’re covered in blood or something crazy.
Tony the Blooddrip
Riley the Headchop
Sara the Gutsyphoon
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "scene" nickname
A nickname scene groups use. It’s your name plus a word that makes you sound like a total mess, like you were in a fight with a blender.
Kevin the Stomachstorm
Maya the Pukebomb
Leo the Bladderblast
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "scene" nickname
A nickname scene groups throw at you. It’s your name with a word that makes you sound like you just stepped out of a meat grinder.
Ethan the Gutspill
Lena the Headchop
Jake the Bladderblast
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A "scene" nickname
A nickname from the scene people. It’s your name plus a word that makes you sound like you were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a cow.
Morgan the Pukeface
Nate the Blooddrip
Ruby the Stomachstorm
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A "cade"
A Cade is a genius who’s also a heartthrob, keeps your secrets, and doesn’t even flinch when you call him a god. He’s the type of guy who makes you feel special, even when he’s too cool to notice you.
You’re walking down the hall and Cade just casually walks by and says, ‘You look good today.’ You’re now in love.
You tell Cade your biggest secret, and he just smiles and says, ‘I won’t tell anyone.’ You’re now best friends.
Cade asks you out, and you’re like, ‘Why me?’ He says, ‘Because you’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m a god.’ You’re now his main squeeze.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "cade"
A Cadee is a goddess who looks like a model, acts like a wildcat, and has the power to make you feel like the luckiest person alive. Everyone else just wishes they were her.
You see Cadee walking into class and immediately think, ‘Why does she look like she just walked out of a magazine?’
Cadee tells you a joke, and you laugh so hard you fall out of your chair. You’re now her best friend.
You tell Cadee your worst nightmare, and she just says, ‘That’s cute.’ You’re now her personal sidekick.
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A "cade"
A Cade is a laid-back guy who doesn’t make a big deal out of anything, but he’s also the kind of guy who will spoil you with candy and text you at 2 a. m. He’s average, but that’s just because he doesn’t need to be perfect.
You ask Cade if he wants to go to the movies, and he says, ‘Sure, why not?’ You now have a date.
Cade texts you at 2 a. m. and says, ‘I just thought of you.’ You’re now in love.
Cade shows up at your house with candy and says, ‘I brought you this because I like you.’ You’re now his favorite person.
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A "cade"
A Cade is a walking cocky god who’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re lucky just to know him.
You see Cade walking into the room, and you think, ‘Why does he look like he owns the place?’
Cade says, ‘I’m the best at everything,’ and you believe him. You’re now his number one fan.
Cade walks by and says, ‘You look good today,’ and you’re now in love.
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A "cade"
A Cade is a guy who’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a personality that makes you wonder what he’s thinking. He’s not the type to make a big deal out of anything, but he’s definitely the type to notice you.
You’re in class and Cade looks at you like he’s been waiting for this moment. You’re now in love.
Cade says something smart and you think, ‘Why does he look like he’s thinking about the meaning of life?’
You’re walking down the hall and Cade just casually walks by and says, ‘You look good today.’ You’re now best friends.
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A "cade"
A Cade is a dog who thinks cats are the best thing since sliced bread. He’s the kind of dog who would fight a cat for your love.
You see a dog walking by and he says, ‘I love cats.’ You’re now confused.
You tell a dog that cats are annoying, and he says, ‘No, cats are the best.’ You’re now in a dog fight.
You see a dog and a cat fighting, and you think, ‘Why is a dog fighting a cat?’ You’re now a witness to chaos.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "cade"
A Cade is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually a sweet guy who just wants to be liked. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the only one who matters.
You see Cade walking by and he says, ‘I’m the best at everything.’ You’re now his number one fan.
You tell Cade your biggest secret, and he says, ‘I won’t tell anyone.’ You’re now best friends.
Cade asks you out and you say, ‘Why me?’ He says, ‘Because you’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m a god.’ You’re now his main squeeze.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment is when someone is so bored they type every letter on the keyboard in a weird pattern just to see if it’s on Urban Dictionary and hope it makes them less dumb.
My lunch break was 10 minutes. I typed the whole keyboard and cried.
I saw a cat video and suddenly I was typing like a madman.
At work, I typed the keyboard pattern and my boss asked if I was having a mental breakdown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment is when you're so sick of life you type the entire keyboard in some dumb order and laugh at yourself for being a idiot.
I was bored, so I typed the whole keyboard and my mom texted me asking if I had a concussion.
During a Zoom meeting, I typed the keyboard pattern and my boss asked if I was possessed.
I was in the bathroom and typed the keyboard pattern just to see if my reflection would judge me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment
A "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" Moment is when someone is so bored they type the whole keyboard in a pattern just to see if it's on Urban Dictionary and hope it saves them from their own stupidity.
I typed the keyboard pattern during a boring class and got called out by the teacher.
I was on a plane and typed the keyboard pattern because I had nothing better to do.
I typed the keyboard pattern in the middle of the night and my dog looked at me like I was insane.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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