A "cade"
A Cade is a dog who thinks cats are the best thing since sliced bread. He’s the kind of dog who would fight a cat for your love.
You see a dog walking by and he says, ‘I love cats.’ You’re now confused.
You tell a dog that cats are annoying, and he says, ‘No, cats are the best.’ You’re now in a dog fight.
You see a dog and a cat fighting, and you think, ‘Why is a dog fighting a cat?’ You’re now a witness to chaos.