A "cade"

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A Cade is a genius who’s also a heartthrob, keeps your secrets, and doesn’t even flinch when you call him a god. He’s the type of guy who makes you feel special, even when he’s too cool to notice you.
You’re walking down the hall and Cade just casually walks by and says, ‘You look good today.’ You’re now in love.
You tell Cade your biggest secret, and he just smiles and says, ‘I won’t tell anyone.’ You’re now best friends.
Cade asks you out, and you’re like, ‘Why me?’ He says, ‘Because you’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m a god.’ You’re now his main squeeze.
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A Cadee is a goddess who looks like a model, acts like a wildcat, and has the power to make you feel like the luckiest person alive. Everyone else just wishes they were her.
You see Cadee walking into class and immediately think, ‘Why does she look like she just walked out of a magazine?’
Cadee tells you a joke, and you laugh so hard you fall out of your chair. You’re now her best friend.
You tell Cadee your worst nightmare, and she just says, ‘That’s cute.’ You’re now her personal sidekick.
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A Cade is a laid-back guy who doesn’t make a big deal out of anything, but he’s also the kind of guy who will spoil you with candy and text you at 2 a. m. He’s average, but that’s just because he doesn’t need to be perfect.
You ask Cade if he wants to go to the movies, and he says, ‘Sure, why not?’ You now have a date.
Cade texts you at 2 a. m. and says, ‘I just thought of you.’ You’re now in love.
Cade shows up at your house with candy and says, ‘I brought you this because I like you.’ You’re now his favorite person.
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A Cade is a walking cocky god who’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re lucky just to know him.
You see Cade walking into the room, and you think, ‘Why does he look like he owns the place?’
Cade says, ‘I’m the best at everything,’ and you believe him. You’re now his number one fan.
Cade walks by and says, ‘You look good today,’ and you’re now in love.
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A Cade is a guy who’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a personality that makes you wonder what he’s thinking. He’s not the type to make a big deal out of anything, but he’s definitely the type to notice you.
You’re in class and Cade looks at you like he’s been waiting for this moment. You’re now in love.
Cade says something smart and you think, ‘Why does he look like he’s thinking about the meaning of life?’
You’re walking down the hall and Cade just casually walks by and says, ‘You look good today.’ You’re now best friends.
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A Cade is a dog who thinks cats are the best thing since sliced bread. He’s the kind of dog who would fight a cat for your love.
You see a dog walking by and he says, ‘I love cats.’ You’re now confused.
You tell a dog that cats are annoying, and he says, ‘No, cats are the best.’ You’re now in a dog fight.
You see a dog and a cat fighting, and you think, ‘Why is a dog fighting a cat?’ You’re now a witness to chaos.
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A Cade is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but he’s actually a sweet guy who just wants to be liked. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the only one who matters.
You see Cade walking by and he says, ‘I’m the best at everything.’ You’re now his number one fan.
You tell Cade your biggest secret, and he says, ‘I won’t tell anyone.’ You’re now best friends.
Cade asks you out and you say, ‘Why me?’ He says, ‘Because you’re the only one who doesn’t think I’m a god.’ You’re now his main squeeze.
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