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A 'Plenty' Poo

A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do your business and only need one wipe, like you're saving the world from toilet paper shortages. It's the ultimate show of power.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo to save the world from toilet paper. My sister said I was overreacting.

My 'Plenty' Poo was so strong, my brother ran out of the room.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my dad said, 'You’re not saving the world, you’re just saving the toilet paper.'

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A 'Plenty' Poo

A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too busy to care about anything else. It's the laziest dump you'll ever see.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was running for president.

My 'Plenty' Poo was so lazy, my mom said I was being a bad example.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my brother asked if I was going to run for office.

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A 'Plenty' Poo

A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too good for the rest of the toilet paper. It's the dump of champions.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my dad said, 'You're the champion of laziness.'

My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my sister asked if I was training for the Olympics.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was a king. My brother came in and smelled like a fart.

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A 'Bryn' Day

A day where everything you do turns into a disaster and you wish you were dead.

I tried to make breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher is gonna kill me.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and my boss is gonna fire me.

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A 'Bryn' Day

When your day is so bad it feels like the universe is out to get you.

I missed my bus, got stuck in traffic, and my phone died.

I tripped over my cat and fell into a puddle.

I wore the same socks for three days and my feet are screaming.

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A 'Bryn' Day

A day where your life is a mess and you're too tired to care.

I woke up late, forgot my lunch, and my dog ate my keys.

I tried to cook and set my house on fire.

I got yelled at by my mom and my teacher all in one day.

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A 'Bryn' Day

When your day is so bad you're ready to throw your life out the window.

I failed my math test and my dog failed his dog test.

I got in a fight with my best friend and my brother.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and my life is ruined.

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A 'Bryn' Day

A day where everything you touch explodes and you're not happy about it.

I tried to fix my computer and it exploded.

I poured my coffee on my shirt and it exploded too.

I tried to text my crush and my phone exploded.

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A 'Bryn' Day

When your day is so bad it feels like you're being punished by God.

I got detention and my dog got grounded.

I failed my test and my dog failed his dog test.

I spilled my drink on my shirt and my life is a disaster.

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A 'KingSammelot'

A KingSammelot is a human who is so nuts they can play piano and do backflips while screaming at the sky. They're usually found dancing in the middle of a math test, wearing socks as shoes, and talking to a chicken.

Glitching through the underworld while playing piano on a trampoline, screaming at a chicken.

Dancing in the middle of a math test, wearing socks as shoes.

Talking to a chicken while doing backflips in a geometry class.

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A 'KingSammelot'

A KingSammelot is a guy who thinks he's a king, but he's just a weird kid who plays piano and flips backwards like a idiot. He's famous for geometry dash, jazzy juice, and making everyone else look like a dummy.

Doing a backflip in the middle of a geometry dash, yelling 'I am the king!'

Playing jazzy juice on a piano while everyone else is stuck on level 1.

Calling a chicken his royal advisor and making everyone else shut up.

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A & F Quarterly

A&F Quarterly is like the dirty diary of a rich kid who thinks he’s hot. It’s only sold in the UK store, and you gotta be old enough to know what a bad decision looks like.

"I got the Quarterly and it’s just photos of hot guys wearing way too much cologne.", @FashionFail

“My mom bought me the Quarterly and I got in trouble for looking at it in class.”, @AbercrombieKid

“I tried to sneak the Quarterly into school and got caught by the principal.”, @FashionFail2000

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A & F Quarterly

The A&F Quarterly is like the fashion world’s version of a bathroom wall. It’s only for people who know what a bad choice is, and it’s full of photos that make you want to scream.

“I read the Quarterly in the bathroom and my friend thinks I’m a freak now.”, @FashionIsLife

“I got the Quarterly and it’s just guys looking like they’re about to cry from being too pretty.”, @FashionWreck

“The Quarterly is just a bunch of guys who think they’re famous.”, @FashionBroke

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A & F Quarterly

The A&F Quarterly is like the fashion world’s version of a bad dream. Only rich kids and people who look like they got hit by a truck can read it.

“My dad bought the Quarterly and now I have to look at it every day.”, @FashionDad

“The Quarterly is like a fashion magazine for people who think they’re cool.”, @FashionCool

“I got the Quarterly and now I hate myself.”, @FashionHate

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A "perfect storm"

A stupid-ass reason for why you’re too lazy to care about something crazy, even though you’re still too dumb to do anything about it.

'Why did I miss the whole class? A perfect storm!'

'Why didn’t I go to the party? A perfect storm!'

'Why did I eat the whole cake? A perfect storm!'

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A "perfect storm"

When everything goes perfectly wrong and you get the best night of your life because chaos is fun.

'The power went out, the dog ran away, and I got drunk. Best night ever!'

'I got fired, my car broke down, and my mom called. That was a perfect storm!'

'My phone died, my dog ate my homework, and I got a tattoo. Perfect storm!'

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A "perfect storm"

When three dumb things happen at once and you get stuck with the worst day of your life. Like that book where the boat sank because the weather was messed up.

'My alarm didn’t go off, my coffee spilled, and my dog peed on the floor. That was a perfect storm!'

'I missed the bus, got locked out, and my phone died. A perfect storm.'

'My mom called, my dog bit me, and I got a flat tire. That was a perfect storm.'

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A "perfect storm"

A woman who makes your life a mess, but you can’t stop loving her. She’s like a hurricane of emotions and you’re stuck in the middle.

'She’s the perfect storm. I love her, I hate her, and I can’t leave her.'

'She’s the perfect storm. I’m emotionally drained and I’ll never love anyone else.'

'She’s the perfect storm. I’m mad, I’m in love, and I’m stuck with her.'

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A "perfect storm"

When two or more people let out a giant fart in a small room and it smells like death.

'He farted so loud it knocked me over. A perfect storm!'

'She let one rip right next to me at the bus stop. A perfect storm!'

'We both farted at the same time in the elevator. A perfect storm.'

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A "perfect storm"

When everything you do makes you want to poop, and you end up in a messy, smelly, unforgettable mess.

'I drank 10 coffees, ate a taco bell, and smoked 10 cigarettes. That was a perfect storm!'

'I drank, I ate, I walked, and I pooped everywhere. A perfect storm.'

'I partied, I ate, and I ran. That was a perfect storm.'

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